Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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