You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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