Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
well most of my day revolves around power hour
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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