HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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