have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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