Betty ford says i'm here all night
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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