He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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