I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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