I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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