So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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