it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
this will be a night to untag.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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