More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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