Joe is yelling at the trees again.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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