Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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