ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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