i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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