Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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