So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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