did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I smell like Dick and happiness
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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