i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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