so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
