nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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