Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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