just tell him i said nine months
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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