...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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