Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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