That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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