Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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