we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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