But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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