also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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