he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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