we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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