I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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