i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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