K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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