didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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