You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize