like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
