Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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