I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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