I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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