I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I need water and some morals
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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