I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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