Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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