Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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