Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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