with your own penis?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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