marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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