wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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