butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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