Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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