Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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